Identical Twins Marrying Identical Twins Is Weird

(Source)  GRASS LAKE, Mich. (AP) — Two sets of 24-year-old identical twins had their first date together, became engaged at the same time and are now preparing to tie the knot in Michigan this weekend.

Identical twins Krissie and Kassie Bevier will marry Zack and Nick Lewan in Grass Lake on Aug. 3 and 4, the Jackson Citizen Patriot reported. Krissie and Zack’s wedding will be held on Friday, while Kassie and Nick will get hitched on Saturday. The four will share their reception Saturday night.

“I’m in disbelief sometimes of just how everything happened,” Nick Lewan told WILX-TV.

Kassie Bevier and Nick Lewan met first at Grand Valley State University four years ago in a psychology class. The professor had asked if there were any twins in class, and Kassie and Nick both raised their hands.

“I was looking around and I looked behind and I was like, ‘Oh. I’m in trouble now,'” Nick Lewan said.

Kassie and Nick invited their twins on their first date to church one Sunday morning, and Krissie and Zack started dating shortly after.

Live and let live someone dead coined long ago.  I don’t think this is what that person had in mind, but here we are.  These four were on the ‘Today’ show this morning and the audience and the jobless watching from home must have been wondering why these inbreds weren’t booked on Maury Povich.  Remember the last name “Lewan” because they might be on ‘Today’ ten years from now when it’s discovered they’ve kept their children locked in their basement since birth.  I’m not implying they will, but I’m also not saying I’d be surprised either.

There’s nothing about these four that I trust.  The brothers look like a malnourished Ryan Gosling and the sisters look like Nicole Kidman.  Attending Sunday morning mass for your first date is a huge red flag and inviting your sister/brother to tag along with you on said date is downright psychotic.  Priest should have stopped the sermon and excommunicated them from the church on the spot.  God has too much on her plate to be dealing with these twins X 2 bringing incest from the front page of Pornhub to one of her pews.

They’re walking down the wrong aisle.  With a gimmick this weird, they should be on the independent wrestling circuit under the name “Double Trouble”.  Join the traveling circus once you blow your knees out wrestling at the local high school.

No couple in Michigan will have more shit talked behind their backs than these four.  This weekend at their reception, family & loved ones will shower them with congratulations and remark on how brave they are to have followed their hearts, but as soon as the lights come on and people start filing out to their cars, all anyone will talk about is how batshit crazy the freak show they just witnessed was.  When married friends inevitably get the Christmas card in the mail with a photo similar to the one posted above, they’ll look at each other and start laughing uncontrollably without saying a word.  You can see parents telling their kids not to point when the mirror couples walk through the grocery store together.

Love can overcome any obstacle, except for when you make a mockery of it like these looney tunes are.  If (when?) one of these couples gets divorced, it’s going to be awkward times a kajillion.  Good luck calling your sister up to bitch about your ex when she’s married to your ex’s identical twin brother.  Enjoy the ride while it’s still fun because when this sideshow ends badly, and it will, Thanksgiving dinner is going to turn into a battlefield.

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