I’m Formally Asking Katie Mehta, Wedding Photographer That Had Sex With Guest And Pissed On A Tree This Past Weekend, To Be My Plus-One

(Source)  A wedding is supposed to be a real-life fairy tale, but this is a very different kind of story.

It happened Saturday at Parker Manor, a wedding venue operated by The Springs Events located near Weatherford. Photographer Katie Mehta, 26, was documenting a wedding, but according to the Parker County Sheriff, the bride and groom got more than they bargained for.

An arrest report spells out the details. An off-duty sheriff’s deputy was working security at the wedding. According to the report, “he was advised by the wedding party that a female subject [Mehta] had been found having sexual intercourse with a male there.”

The report says Mehta was told her behavior was inappropriate, and she left a building and began to yell outside near a water fountain. Officers advised her to leave the property, but she then “went to a tree nearby and began to urinate,” the document says.

According to the report, deputies noticed “a strong odor of alcohol” on Mehta and eventually found a bottle of prescription alprazolam in her jacket, which they believe Mehta was mixing.

Mehta was arrested and taken to jail, and report says that while en route she made several violent and vulgar threats toward officers.

“Y’alls daughters are dead,” Mehta said, according to the report. “Y’all families will be dead by Christmas.”

Mehta is a photographer and also a swimsuit model who uses the professional name Max McIntyre. She regularly posts modeling videos to YouTube and Instagram pages.


Avid degenerates that read ATE might recall last month I wrote a blog stating I will only attend two wedding per year and that I have two weddings lined up already for 2019.  After reading this story, I knew exactly what needed to be done.  I slid into Katie’s (well Max McIntyre) DMs and asked her to be my plus-one for both weddings.  Don’t believe me?  Here’s the screenshot:

Katie Mehta aka Max McIntyre has everything you could ever ask for in a plus-one to a close buddy of yours wedding.

  1. She fucks!!  Lets keep it 100.  When you’re single, which I am and have been for far too long, and get the dreaded plus-one on the invitation, the first thought that goes through your mind is who do I know that will fuck.  It’s the undisputed #1 criterion you’re looking for in a wedding date.  If you know the babe you’re going to ask is down to make sex at the hotel afterwards, she need not fulfill any of the other requirements on your list.  That is how important fucking and the willingness to fuck is to your decision making process.
  2. You don’t need to get a hotel room.  Let’s be honest, no one likes shelling out $180 for a hotel room after a wedding.  You’ve already wasted hundreds on the stag/bachelor party/wedding gift and while the after party is fun, the extra cash you’re spending on a room you’ll be lucky to get three hours of sleep in stings.  That’s why Katie is the perfect date.  She’ll fuck you at the reception, so you two don’t have to worry about going Dutch on a room.  Making sex and saving $100 is the stuff of wedding date lore.
  3. Katie has proven she’s willing to pop a squat and piss on a tree.  Nothing is worse than having a great time outside the reception hall and having the moment ruined because the lady/stranger tells you she needs to go use the restroom.  We’ve all been there.  You won’t see her for the next 45 minutes.  The babe that tells you “wait, keep a look out while I squat behind this bush” is the fun girl at the wedding.  If she has TP in her handbag for such an occasion, you should consider pursuing a serious relationship with her.  This should go without saying, but never propose to a lady that hasn’t popped a squat in her life.
  4. Katie uses a second name.  You know who uses aliases?  Strippers/porn stars/models/actors/etc.  Unless your date is an author using a pen name, her having another name for her career makes her a certified freak in the sheets.  That’s what we all want in a plus-one.
  5. Katie makes death threats towards police officers while handcuffed.  Again, this solidifies she’s unhinged and without a doubt a freak in bed.

Let me make this clear.  Katie is NOT the one you ask to a family member and/or co-worker’s wedding.  A friend’s wedding though…she’s worth shooting your shot and sending her an unsolicited request on social media.

PS: The bride is to blame for this fiasco.  You can’t hire a dime piece to be your wedding photographer.  It’s like hiring a hot immigrant to be your nanny.  Like of course your husband is gonna fuck her while you’re out getting groceries.  Hire a model to take photos and one of the savages in attendance is gonna pounce.  I’m a guy and even I know Wedding 101 states the bride surrounds herself with uglies to make herself appear better looking.

PPS: I got your back:

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Happy Saturday Everybody! I have been a little silent this past week, lately due to the flood that happened in my home, but to catch everyone up, here are some photos from my Big Party Bash, as well as I cannot BELIEVE it nor THANK YOU all enough for voting for me for @maximmag , I am currently still in first place and I have started and finished in first place on the first round and the second round for Maxim, thanks to you all, I absolutely cannot believe it and also cannot thank you all enough for voting for me and helping my dreams come true and wanting to see me succeed, this year has by far been one of the worst years of my life LOL but being in the maxim competition as well as still promoting myself,shooting and putting myself out there and giving it my all! and be the best I can be and reach my goals in my dreams even though everything I have been through this year, I just say never give up no matter what you're going through- you never know where life can take you! Thank you to everyone who came to my party, also those who were there in spirit LOL also thank you to everyone who keeps voting for me to be the next Maxim Cover Girl, I've never wanted anything more in my entire life! I love y'all

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Happy Saturday Everybody! I have been a little silent this past week, lately due to the flood that happened in my home, but to catch everyone up, here are some photos from my Big Party Bash, as well as I cannot BELIEVE it nor THANK YOU all enough for voting for me for @maximmag , I am currently still in first place and I have started and finished in first place on the first round and the second round for Maxim, thanks to you all, I absolutely cannot believe it and also cannot thank you all enough for voting for me and helping my dreams come true and wanting to see me succeed, this year has by far been one of the worst years of my life LOL but being in the maxim competition as well as still promoting myself,shooting and putting myself out there and giving it my all! and be the best I can be and reach my goals in my dreams even though everything I have been through this year, I just say never give up no matter what you're going through- you never know where life can take you! Thank you to everyone who came to my party, also those who were there in spirit LOL also thank you to everyone who keeps voting for me to be the next Maxim Cover Girl, I've never wanted anything more in my entire life! I love y'all

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Yes my Dear, it's the weekend😈 #maxmcintyre

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#maxmcintyre MY BIRTHDAY APRIL 15🎉🎊

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@max_mcintyre #maxmcintyre #sunset

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